Robinson Crusoe returns from his island adventures, but for how long? He finds the Pirate treasure and heads back to Skull Island in search of riches. Captain Jack and his useless Pirates hear about the map and want the treasure for themselves. With the whole Crusoe family involved, island natives and a mermaid, this action packed pantomime is a riot form start to finish. Oh yes it is!
6F 5M 2M/F plus chorus and dancers
A MAGIC MERMAID Immortal supporter of good F
CAPTAIN JACK Evil Pirate M
THE MAJOR GENERAL Ships captain M
ROBINSON CRUSOE Our hero F (M)
POLLY PERKINS The love interest of Robinson Crusoe F
BILLY CRUSOE Silly son of Mrs Crusoe M
MRS CRUSOE Mother of Billy and Robinson M
JOLLY Pirate M/F
ROGER Pirate M/F
NATIVE CHIEF Native island Chief F
MAN FRIDAY Older man of the tale M
NATIVE ONE - TINA Native islander F
NATIVE TWO - MARJORIE Native Islander F
MRS CRUSOE enters, she is dressed in a swimming outfit with a rubber ring etc She is singing the theme to ‘The Love Boat’, she has a lilo under her arm.
MRS CRUSOE Love, exciting and new, come aboard, we’ve been expecting you, the Love Boat… Hello boys and girls
AUDIENCE Hello Mrs Crusoe
ROGER sees MRS CRUSOE and takes the chance to get some food, he exits.
MRS CRUSOE Ah Billy there you are, now, where is the pool?
BILLY CRUSOE The pool? This isn’t a luxury cruise you know
MRS CRUSOE No pool! Oh, I’ll just have to li-lo for a while!
BILLY CRUSOE Mum, a crab just bit my toe
MRS CRUSOE Oh no, which one Billy?
BILLY CRUSOE I’ve no idea, all crabs look the same
MRS CRUSOE Hey Billy, why did the lobster blush?
BILLY CRUSOE I don’t know mum, why did the lobster blush?
MRS CRUSOE Because the sea-weed, ha ha!
ROBINSON CRUSOE and POLLY PERKINS enter, they are looking at the Treasure Map
MRS CRUSOE Robinson Crusoe, I want a word with you, you said this would be an adventure of a lifetime... A titanic voyage...
“My heart will go on” from Titanic starts to play
BILLY CRUSOE Look out, iceberg!!!
They ALL react towards stage left, where a lettuce is rolled from, which rolls across the stage to BILLY CRUSOE who picks it up
BILLY CRUSOE Ha ha, iceberg!!!
POLLY PERKINS Oh Mrs Crusoe, you must admit, it is very romantic
Sound effect of a seagull. ALL look up and MRS CRUSOE gets a ‘bird poop’ in the eye
MRS CRUSOE Very romantic
BILLY CRUSOE Hey mum, why do sea gulls fly over the sea?
MRS CRUSOE I don’t know Billy, why do seagulls fly over the sea
BILLY CRUSOE Because of they flew over the bay, they’d bay-gulls
MRS CRUSOE Come on Billy, you can help me clean up
BILLY CRUSOE Bye gang!
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