We all know the story of Christmas right? Well, maybe not… This is the tale of Santa Claus and his struggle to ensure Christmas goes which its usual smoothness. Unfortunately, the Snow Queen with her side-kick, Jack Frost, and his henchmen Mince & Meat, will try everything to pinch all the presents form the Fisher & Price Toy Shop. Can Price and his girlfriend Holly Berry defend Christmas? Will Buddy the Elf and Mary Christmas help in any way what so ever? There is only one way to find out…
(an alternative title 'The Snow Queen', would also work for this script)
4F 6M 2M/F plus chorus and dancers
PRICE Toymaker’s son and Principal Boy F
HOLLY BERRY Price’s girlfriend and Principal Girl F
FISHER Price’s father and Toymaker M
PAPPA ELF Chief Elf (could be Mamma Elf) M (F)
MARY CHRISTMAS Dame M
BUDDY THE ELF Comic M
THE SNOW QUEEN Evil Baddie F
JACK FROST Side-kick of the Snow Queen M
MINCE Jack Frosts henchmen and Comedy Duo M/F
MEAT Jack Frosts henchmen and Comedy Duo M/F
CHRISTMAS TREE FAIRY Immortal Fairy F
SANTA CLAUS Himself
ELVES OF LAPLAND Chorus
ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN Ghost
JACK FROST I like blacks
I like whites
I will stop your Christmas lights
JACK FROST see BUDDY’s sack
JACK FROST Ah-ha, what have we here
As JACK FROST approaches the sack...
BUDDY runs on
BUDDY Wow that was quick, thanks kids! Hold on, who are you?
JACK FROST I young man, am your worst nightmare
BUDDY Your not the Elf and Safety Office are you? Elf and safety!
JACK FROST I am Jack Frost, servant of the wicked Snow Queen, and these are my henchmen, Mince & Meat
BUDDY Mince-meat, you’re really ‘raisin’ the stakes there
MEAT What’s he mean boss?
JACK FROST Nothing, I told you two to be quiet, I will do all the talking
MINCE Yes Meat, Jack will do all the talking
JACK FROST (to BUDDY) So, Mr Elf, where are all the presents
BUDDY There are no presents around here mate
JACK FROST Then where in this stupid place can I find some presents!
MEAT Hey boss, maybe they will tell us (pointing at the AUDIENCE)
JACK FROST Be quiet!!! (to AUDIENCE) Will you tell me?
BUDDY Have you tried the 'H'aunted 'H'ouse on the 'H'ill? (emphasizing the H)
JACK FROST The 'H'aunted 'H'ouse on the 'H'ill? (emphasizing the H)
BUDDY Yes, the 'H'aunted 'H'ouse on the 'H'ill (emphasizing the H), there is always a ‘presence’ in there!!
JACK FROST You fool, I mean Christmas presents!
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