Synopsis
Mother Goose is enjoying her life in Goslington, with her children, Silly Billy and Jill.
Squire Soppy-Sausage keeps increasing the rent and something will need to change fast!
Fairy Footloose is on the case and sends Priscilla the Goose to help Mother Goose in her hour of need but ‘greed’ sets in and Mother Goose cannot resist the offer to look young again.
A madcap, mayhem filled egg-stravaganze ensues in the action packed fun-filled tale
CHARACTER LIST
MOTEHR GOOSE Dame
FAIRY FOOTLOOSE Immortal Good Fairy
JILL GOOSE Principal Girl, Mother Goose’s daughter
SILLY BILLY GOOSE Comic, Mother Goose’s son
COLIN Principal Boy, Squire’s Son
BIFF Squire’s Henchman
BOFF Squire’s Henchman
SQUIRE SOPPY-SAUSAGE Straight Man
DEMON OF DISCONTENTION Villain
THE QUEEN OF GOOSELAND Immortal
BUTCHER, BAKER, CANDLESTICK MAKER, KING, QUEEN Other small parts
“This storyline was well crafted, providing lots of dynamics throughout, all characters were high energy, but this ebbed and flowed throughout. What I loved most about the direction of this piece, was the injection of various styles of humour, which cut across each other in a way that kept the humour consistent”
SAMPLE TEXT...
BOFF Arrghh… Thats a big budgie!
ALL It’s not a budgie!
MG This is Priscilla, and she is going to live with us
BIFF Well, I’m sure that will be a rent increase, eh boss?
SQUIRE Er… yes… Mother Goose… Gertie…
MG Oh Squire, you haven’t called me that in a long time
SQUIRE Well, you know, for old times sake. Remember the time we went to…
BIFF Ah-hem, boss, a word
BIFF/BOFF CARRY SQUIRE DOWN “LOOK AROUND BUSINESS”
BIFF You are supposed to be telling her rent is late
BOFF Not arranging a date
BIFF And Boss when you tell her, try not to snicker
BOFF It sounds like your trying, to get into her…
(timed with previous line) SQUIRE DUCKS, BIFF HITS BOFF WHO FALLS TO THE FLOOR
SQ You’re right boys, what ever the Demon says, goes…
SPLIT HUDDLE
SQUIRE I have decided, not to increase Mother Goose’s rent by 50%,
BIFF Boss…
SQUIRE but by 70%!!
BIFF/BOFF Ha ha haaa
JILL That’s not fair
COLIN Dad, you can’t increase Mother Goose’s rent more than anyone elses!
BIFF Can’t he?
BOFF He just did!
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